When is it best not to tweet?

There are more than enough awkward times not to tweet.

1. Sat on the toilet
2. At someones funeral
3. At your own funeral
4. While driving
5. While taking part in any sporting activity via your iPhone
6. During sex
7. Just after sex
8. Definitely NOT just before sex
9. Helping an old lady across the road
10. While robbing a bank
11. Just before robbing a bank
12. Just AFTER robbing a bank
13. Flying the plane i am travelling on
14. Driving the bus i am travelling on
15. During a job interview
16. On a date
17. In a meeting
18. Constructing high rise buildings
19. Operating heavy machinery
20. While drunk