In keeping with other posts that have crossed my path today, @goosh (blog comment spamming) and @matthewdiehl (Dear jim Guthrie) i thought i would add one of mine to the mix. My reasoning? well you will see. Firstly the kind of emails i receive scarily too often;

Rajan (Rajan [rajan@technologuss.info]) directs his email straight at my email address, no hit or miss but the exact one to get to me.

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Dear Sir/Madam,

Do you want to see your website in Top 10 position in Google or other major search engine?

Do you want more targeted visitors on your website?

If yes, please let us know your domain name which you want to optimize.

We will analysis your website and send full SEO proposal with plan and activity which will implement on your website.

Most firms overseas have achieved a significant amount of savings by outsourcing either complete or part of their SEO Work to us in India. All our work remains in the background and the end client never knows that the work has been outsourced resulting in both savings and brand value for you and your company.

We are looking forward to a long and fruitful business relationship with you and your company.

We are waiting for your positive response.

Thanks & Regards

Rajan

Internet Marketing Strategist
P.S. This is an advertisement and a promotional mail strictly on the guidelines of CAN-SPAM act of 2007 . We have clearly mentioned the source mail-id of this mail, also clearly mentioned the subject lines and they are in no way misleading in any form. We have found your mail address through our own efforts on the web search and not through any illegal way. If you find this mail unsolicited, please reply with “Remove” in the subject line and we will take care that you do not receive any further promotional mail.

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Ok Rajan if you know my email address and then why begin with “Dear Sir/Madam”?

Then you go on, no really you did just punt an seo with your offerings did you not?

I am not going to pull your email apart completely, that`s your worry, but when you were building/buying that list from whatever source did you not stop to think even for the teensiest moment about what may happen, if let`s just say you sent it to an SEO by mistake? Oh you didn`t?

Ok did you think for minute that let`s say said SEO just accidently copied and pasted your email into a blog post which will be pinging it`s way to Google as soon as i hit that publish button?  you didn`t?

Oh OK

For any other would be touters, feel free to send me more of these emails, i will happily publish you all right here on this very post with continuing updates.