DO remember to leave my name out of the spam invite

Much like you i receive a whole host of crap in my spam folder every day and what may seem like just a second to empty the crap is all the more annoying when i know some of the emails i maybe waiting for get put into said folder, from time to time there are some gems in there from ignorant spammers hoping to fleece you of a few quid.

I am not talking about the recently deceased Nigerians distant relatives looking for a way to give me money because the government is going to tax them beyond the scope of there meagre $30,000,000 and they really want me 10,000 mugs to give them bank details to transfer £50,000 for us to enjoy just for getting their “money” out of the country. I am talking about those little slips of the mind when they are mass mailing potential suckers.

If you want to be a lazy spammer DO the following;

1. Remember to leave my name out of the $firstnames$ field
2. Do send me xmas gifts in May
3. Do try and sell me get rich quick schemes
4. Do try and persuade me that this is a once in a lifetime opportunity never to missed
5. Do try and tell me that this will never be available again and then ask me again in a weeks time when you thought i missed it the first time around
6. Do try and sell me the benefits of your expertise through a turnkey website
7. Do try and tell me this a secret offer only available to me and view your video to see how Mr Smith from nowheresville made $3000 in his first month by using the same method, Doh

There are many more techniques that the spammerati use to try and fleece you of your hard earned cash, do not be fooled, that old adage of “if it`s too good to be true” really does stand the test of time, but for crying out loud Mr Lazy spammer get your campaign sorted first.

So how do i combat my email spam?

Xmas in May, ooh i love pressies me

Well you know all that crap you get through the letterbox of your home? Imagine how those leaflet droppers would feel if they got it all delivered back to themselves? What  50,000 leaflets? Yes imagine getting 50,000 leaflets back to that little address in the small print.  You get the picture, simply click on reply and send with a simple message of thanks, or do as i do, right click, select all and choose a random spammer at random click on forward and send.  Play them at their own game with the same amount of time it takes you to empty that spam folder.

Want to add to the list of Lazy Spamming techniques? Let me know and i will add them to the list.